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The lip singing pop group Milli Vanilli may be long gone but residents of South Minneapolis are being reminded of one of their hit singles this afternoon.  Late last night I came home only to discover that the clean, clear, pristine water that once ran freely through my fossetts had been replaced by yellow tinted water.  After pondering if I’ve been bathing in someone else’s bodily fluids I contacted the Minneapolis Info Line – 311 and explained the situation.  They said this was the result of heavy rain over the past week and that the water was safe to drink but you probably don’t want to wash your whites at this time.  They also said I should have normal tap water in the next 24 hours.  There doesn’t not appear to be any news stories on this issue yet.

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